imqu3llyb:

Bitch whet?

imqu3llyb:

Bitch whet?

lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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aizekc:

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

Me going to the gym

jaycloudkickerr:

lmaoo..
prettylxxxve:

st3fan00:

Slide your finger across the GIF & you can manually open & close the fridge

I’m too amused 😐😳😍

prettylxxxve:

st3fan00:

Slide your finger across the GIF & you can manually open & close the fridge

I’m too amused 😐😳😍

Who’s to say tomorrow won’t be the best day of your life?
Matty Healy (via guy)